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If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
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Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.
Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.
Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.
When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.
Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"
Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.
You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.
To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.
If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.
Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
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Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
Page 1
How to Sex
Babies be like: Yo I came out of the verjina
Hey this is How to Sex 2. Tommyinnit's novel how to Sex 1 is unavailable.
Page 2
Chapter 1 How to sex
So you like Sex? Yeah, Me neither. But let's read this book so we can stop the sinners.
DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH TERRORISTS
Page 3
Chapter 1 the tutorial
So you need to know how to get a fuckin kid. You like kids? That is very bad if so.
Page 4
Chapter 1 the tutorial
At first you need a friend. If you have one, well done. The friend will, when all shriveled , SWITCH UP ON YO. That's when you're in cho prime. That's when yo make yo move.
Page 5
Chapter 2 Speaking to Girls and Women
girls and women are beautiful
If you want to speak to one, offer to buy them a handbag. Then they will have sex with you
Page 6
Chapter 3 Having Sex
DO NOT GO "MMMMMM". IT PUTS THEM OFF.
sex is really scientific and when youve having sex makes notes
Page 7
make notes on the following:
- what smells you see
- how hungry you are
- how angry you are
- what you do when your're angry
DO NOT HIT GIRLS!
Page 8
girls are not ugly
girls can get hungry though. this is their one downfall.
Society: Women are bad. Society is WRONG. Women should be paiyed
Page 9
chapter 9
Chapter 9 is all about Boobs
BOOBS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
Men love the boob. Women love when they charge they phone they boob get bigger
Page 12
Sex with BadBoyHalo
DO NOT DO IT
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