Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

Baby

A stupid little idiot who crys, poops their pants, and pees their pants. They don't even pay taxes! They also kick women in their belly, and when they do it it's fine, but when someone else does it, that's "illegal". Like come on man.

Guy 1: My wife just had a baby
Guy 2: Go get the milk
Guy 1: yeah

by TheRandom5550 May 26, 2023

Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

Beach Baby

Preferable a white person in Panama City Beach pretending they have in a ghetto background, when in actuality they grew up in a fancy suburban area like Upper Grand Lagoon or a gated community like Bay Point. While obtaining "verbally aggressive" behaviors, they cannot back up their own words when it comes to physical altercations. They're also widely known for saying a well known racial slur commonly used by Black Americans as another term for Brotha. They're also huge Kodak Black supporters who bash XXXTentacion, acting like he committed a crime against humanity. While prophesizing Kodak Black as if he is a better rapper than 2Pac and The Notorious B.I.G.

This term was created after musicians Moose Truffle and NickTheNarcotic tried to find a way to combat cultural appropriation and mediocre posts made by the youth that lives in that tourist town.

Man why is she acting like a Beach Baby? She's gonna get beat up for it!

by The PSB Community July 16, 2022

Dragon baby

Fussy, colicky child. Very difficult.

I have a dragon baby who is driving me insane! He constantly screams - send help!

by Whattywhatty January 5, 2022

Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.

That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.

by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025

Baby

2020 slang for A bro/close friend

hey baby let’s play video games

by kiyle September 10, 2020