A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Suking toes with sushi

Suking toes with sushi, cool, atleast you are eating sushi 😎

I love suking toes with sushi, it gives me a good taste because of the sushi :O

by Drag_Los September 14, 2023

Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

Caked Up with no Permit

When an individuals posterior is so thick and developed it is no longer proportional to the leg muscles drawing extra attention to their assets. The legs being the permit to be so dummy thicc back there.

He's a Twink but he's also caked up with no permit.

by Peanut_Buttercup September 19, 2023

Greek Salad with Chicken

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.

No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.

by HonestTruthTalker September 27, 2023

There's something wrong with his right hand

Hey, I hate to admit it Joe but you saw it before I did. And there was nothing wrong with it. He was keeping his hand up and only using he left. Remember? Like the story I told. He did the thing in real life that I did in the game... Wait... What's that sound? *Tonberry noises ensue*

Michael Bisping "Joe Rogan just texted me and he says he things there's something wrong with his right hand."

Hym "Huh? Oh yeah... He picked up on that quick... I should have seen that faster."

Bisping "He thinks it might be broken."

Hym "No. No... That's not what it is... Wait... What's that fuckin noise?" 🤨

*Tonberry noises ensue*

Hym 😨 "Oh! Tonberry!"

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?

Angry Sherlock phrase, from the BBC's show 'Sherlock' aired from 2010-2017, being the way to tell people there's nothing wrong with you via humour, showing others you're intellectual and know what to watch.

1: Bro, you've got issues. I think there's something wrong with you.
2: (Sherlock voice) There is nothing wrong with me! Do you understand!?
1: Never mind. There isn't. I will worship you from now on.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023