that dog ain't gonna hunt

That is a phrase a hunter may use or in general, a southern phrase meaning, "it's not gonna happen".

It's so cold outside;that dog ain't gonna hunt!" . Meaning, I ain't going out there, it's to cold.

by Venice Pandemic February 22, 2025

cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.

that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog

by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Piper Dog

A small dog. Another word for lap dog. They have bark in a high pitch. There are many dogs named Piper who happen to be small dogs.

A small dog barking across the street…

Me: I hate Piper dogs. They're so annoying.

Friend: What’s a Piper dog?

Me: A small dog who barks in a high pitch. One of the neighbors has a chihuahua named Piper.

by AntiCircumcisionMan July 13, 2025

chili dog

When u destroy the bitches tits with ur meaty cock

Man, i gave her the best chili dog last night. Did it to her brother to.

by J Loser December 9, 2015

dog

something someone says to imply "I know I'm not supposed to behave that way."

the disorderly youth who said 'what's up dog' on appearing added irony to his behavior

by Sam20192019 May 21, 2021

Dog with a placenta

Bitch

The way you can call a female human a bitch without being vulgar
If anyone ever refers to you as a dog with a placenta chances are they are calling you a bitch on the under this dog with a placenta

This dog with a placenta is trying to get me to sleep

by 916kayte May 30, 2023