Hop on [your] balls

a word used to indicate aggressive movement towards someone/something or as a general physical threat

Ex1: "Yo, buster. Slow the fuck down. I don't got a gun but one more step and I'll hop on your balls."

by geethegreat March 1, 2025

Painting his balls

The act of squirting while he's balls deep and covering his balls with squirt

I overheard Nicole tell one of her girlfriends that she was painting his balls last night while her and her boyfriend were fucking

by Austinpowers445 March 3, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Red ahh Balls

Ya bro ur ass got caught in ma boys washroom yorkin it after u said u had to take a shit. Embarrassing

Yo r u the guy with the red ahh balls?

by Captain Talon March 24, 2026

“What the Balls?!”

a filler word to stop cursing

instead of “FUCK” or “HELL”

it’s balls.

jimmy said some weird stuff so in reaction i say “WHAT THE BALLS?!”

by biggggmama March 31, 2026

Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

You’re stroking my balls

You’re lying to me right now there’s no way that happened

Person 1: I drove my car into a tree because I didn’t want to hit a duck on the road.

Person 2: Oh you’re stroking my balls mate

by sunkistzerosugar May 16, 2025