dog in a manger

And lo a dog wanteth not the hay, but stoppeth the oxen eating nonetheless.

He's a dog in a manger.

by CtPf on hols June 26, 2017

Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.

Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Dog

The Immortal Enemy of the infamous things known as C.A.T.S. Which are dominating the minds of young teenagers and old women. Also, some type of people called "scientists" call them "Canis lupus familiaris" for something called "distinguishing"

James: "Yo, Scientist James I got a new Dog!"
Sciencetist: "Habilis, may I ask to rent your Canis lupus familiaris for my fellow teenage Sapien who lives in the next to my habitat"

by hot red punching hood September 30, 2021

Louis the Dog

Louis is a cute looking dog but has the personality of a devil. No matter how hard you try and Dawid Malan him, he will reap his devilish havoc on you and try and bite you. His barking makes you wish you were Helen Keller.

Fuck that dog is so evil, must be Louis the Dog.

by Real Dawid Malan March 21, 2022

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 1, 2019