hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.

Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation

by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009

Pancake Cock Block

When you are cock blocked so bad your penis goes flat to the point where you actually don't want to fuck that chick anymore.

Damn man, I just got pancake cock blocked by that chick. I think Ima go because I don't even feel like gettin it in anymore.

by PHilthy Philatio October 15, 2009

In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009

cock hooking nose

Also called a "cock hooker". One of those big ugly noses with a bump on the bridge. Much like a "witch" nose. They look like they are used to hook cocks into the mouth. They hook the cocks by using a head-swooping action then quickly gobble up that cock.

Stay away from Beth! She has a cock hooking nose!!

by antireligiouszombies June 19, 2010

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008

divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.

Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.

by error404sucks July 9, 2011

shittle cock tail

1: The art of a reverse backhand under the legs and out the butthole launching the cock over the net in badminton.
2: When you fart on a stranger, laugh obnoxiously, then try to start a conversation like nothing has happened.

Teve-"Pfffghgugggle, hahahahahahaha"
Janitor-"You just farted on me."
Teve-"So what does this job pay?"

by andyfellovernet June 4, 2003