Girl 1: I'm sooo pissed!
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
Girl 2: Why would that be?
Girl 1: He pulled a one strike ball game on me last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, they tend to do that.
by catseye099 June 17, 2015

by Pizzasexual.Sam February 11, 2017

Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024

1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009

by BagelBitch72 April 1, 2021

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018

Ethan told me about Devin, that unlucky bastard one chuck willyed Kat when he lost his virginity, now shes pregnant.
I heard Josh one chuck willyed that half court shot.
I heard Dugley orgasmed after only 5 seconds, what a one chuck willy.
I heard Josh one chuck willyed that half court shot.
I heard Dugley orgasmed after only 5 seconds, what a one chuck willy.
by 50ciny July 12, 2016
