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Mediocre sex

Mediocre is kind of like what purgatory would be if there was such a thing as purgatory, it's not the same thing as dull. Dull would be what hell was if there was such a thing as hell, mindnumbingly/irritatingly dull or sadistic.
Girl - Wow, that was the most mediocre sex I have ever had, it doesn't get any more mediocre than that.

Guy- It sounded like you were going to start describing something intense, but you ended up describing something dull.

Girl- No, it wasn't dull and it wasn't intense, it was mediocre. Mediocre might even be an improvement on what that was, but it wasn't dull, not entirely.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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pasta sex

When a male(S) is having sex while soft.

A talent that most men don’t poses although in some cases can be learnt.
I don’t know how josh is so good a pasta sex “
by Josh can do this July 16, 2019
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phone sex

when you set your phone to vibrate and stick it in your vag and get one of your friends to call you
why are you asking to call so much, karen? are you trying to have phone sex or some other whatnot?
by waluigistacostand64 February 4, 2019
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safe sex

safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.
by Krkič July 14, 2019
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Sex jousting

When the man is receiving oral sex and he is about to ejaculate he then backs up almost as far as he can (still holding in the sperm) and while the man or woman is still on his/her knees with his/her mouth open the man then screams while charging at the person on the ground then he rams his cock into the mouth while releasing his sperm.
Tiffany:I want to try something different this time Jack
Jack:How about sex jousting?
Tiffany:most definently
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submarine sex

Wow they're having submarine sex
by Submarine Sex April 3, 2019
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Wasp sex

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sex. The most boring kind of sex there is. Missionary, 9 pm, lights off, maximum of 15 minutes.
Jade: I swear, if you keep acting like this, I'm giving you wasp sex tonight.
Ramone: Shit babe, sorry.
by Mr. Quell August 4, 2016
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