Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L

Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

Zach

Zach is usually acting gay. He feels pleased when he is around guys, specially his best friends. Zach loves a nice vibrator.

I caught Zach using my vibrator

by MuddyDude October 9, 2019

Zaching Off

Zaching off is when you're in a voice chat with many others and someone is masterbating secretly in the call.

"Yo did that dude just moan?" "Yeah he's zaching off"

by Nicec September 26, 2025

zach mitrakas

A sexy motherfucker with a small dick

Damn is that Zach Mitrakas?

Yeah look how sexy he is.

by Lizgw May 26, 2016

zach reed

A Gay Teen Whom constantly remind you that their striaght but you know the truth.

Martha is just Another "Zach Reed'" we all know she wants to get with Abby.

by Gary the Berry B Johnson January 26, 2017

Zach

A typical Zach is fast yet slow at everything else. Zach’s are very shy people and hate acting or speaking in public. If you meet a Zach you are extremely lucky and should be very proud of yourself.

Zach : a human who can run

by IWILLSUEYOU June 26, 2019

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023