X-box

Bill Gates probably built his house with these bricks. They had to cut price at least twice before launch, and even then only Halo saved the hunk of crap. Its processor is bigger than your TV and the controller is a dinnerplate. You'd think with a console as massive as that they'd be able to fit some quality in there. BUY PS2/3!!! (P.S don't waste your time with an Xbox 360. they're just as bad except they are less similar to a japanese phonebook)

Builder 1: "We've ran out of bricks for this building!"
Builder 2: "Ah fuck it. We'll just use X-boxes"

Kid: "Mommy, why is the Grand Canyon so big?"
Mom: "God must have dropped his X-box, honey"

by 370 April 25, 2006

x box

A game system that seems to have good graphics....but nothing else.

All the people I know who like X Box only like the graphics.

by Alexi August 8, 2003

X-Box

The gaming system that has set out to destroy all sequals to come, It has purchased rare and already let down one of the best nintendo games ever made, "perfect dark", if you play x-box games your a fag, however it is o.k to use your xbox as a divX player and a nintendo

Hey im a ccomplete retard who wants to play recked nintendo games on my x-box instead of actually bying the originals for nintendo and having some real fun

by SuperMario128 May 19, 2006

x-box

the worst system ever, no true nerd can support it and call himself a video game patriot. also know as the nazi-box

stop video game nazism and liberate the world from the X-box.

by popisdead February 17, 2005

x-box

A console (wait, a "graphics machine," I don't wanna offend good consoles) made by that evil company microsoft that thinks the xbox is good because it has great graphics, a dvd player and games that just aren't fun to play.

If you want good games, get a SNES or a megadrive. You might even have fun with a pc.

If you like good graphics more then having fun, the xbox is for you!

by Marbarian June 5, 2005

xbox360

The best fucking system in the market these days. Has kick ass games like Gears of war 2 and Halo 3. Although it has a chance of getting red ring of death, it is equiped with a jasper chip which acculy reduces the chance for rrod. It also rapes the living shit out of the ps3 which costs a shit load of fucking money.

ps3 nerd: Man i just got a ps3 and it rules!!!

Xbox360 Fan: I just got a 360 which fucking rules you homo.

Ps3 Nerd: (Runs away and cries.)

by TheMinor_69er May 23, 2009

X-Box Muslim

(n.) Any person of Middle Eastern descent (Muslim or not) who has become fully assimilated into Western (white) culture.

My co-worker, Amir, is such an X-Box Muslim that he wears a North Face jacket instead of a burka.

by RegularPerson March 10, 2011