the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005

wood chucking

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis

"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"

by Alex Langston January 11, 2009

good wood

The term relating to the erect state of the penis before sex.

Tom: "yo yo bitch i remember last night this girl was giving me a good wood IFFIN YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN"

British Tom: "Last night before coitus I happened to stumble upon what the urban lubbers would call a 'good wood.' It was very sensational."

by Austin Boston Doston October 9, 2006

tiger woods

The world's greatest golfer.

Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.

by Jerry Kinard August 7, 2007

Choping Wood

The act of kicking some one in the croch repetedly.

That dude just got his Wood Choped by his eX.

Insted of an ass beating...we'll Chop his Wood

by NeoFox October 17, 2003

Tiger Wood

A colloquial term used to describe a woman with whom you may not choose to fornicate with, but Tiger Woods may. Not to be confused with the much coveted synonym Tiger Wood.

Guy 1: "Dude I would totally smash on that chick over there!"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I wouldn't but Tiger Wood."

by degausser05 December 30, 2009

J Wood

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me

by ihjw247 April 26, 2011