weiner squeeze

The action of squeezing the Weiner

I watched this porn last night. That was a really nice Weiner Squeeze.

by PseuDEEZ NUTS! HAH GATEEM! September 14, 2016

weiner burn

When, due to prolonged sex acts, your dick becomes a chafed nightmare.

After that swinger session Paul had the worst weiner burn.

by DrTandtheWomen August 11, 2016

weight anxiety

weight anxiety is the over stress of wanting to loose wight; people with this will always be looking for a way to loose weight even if unhealthy

She has weight anxiety because she's on her 6th diet in 4 months.

He has weight anxiety because he's always working out and barely eating.

by hotmess_2012 May 15, 2016

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Weiner suicide

Drinking or drugging too much, to ensure that an erection does not occur, usually done intentionally.

I don't want to bang Stacy, so I'm gonna commit weiner suicide by whiskey

by robbierawb November 3, 2016

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017