vanilla ice

A brutal and insane man wearing no pants whatsoever (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, called Iced in the US game for). He holds his lord in high regard, and if you make him attack a figure that looks exactly like his lord, he will go kung-fooey on your ass and beat it until you are fubar but still living, and there's no stopping him when he's like this. He's THAT brutal, insane, and unstoppable.

Also, you could call any pantless (religious) zealot a Vanilla Ice.

Vanilla Ice... AKA the Pantless Wonder

by IcyHaku October 10, 2005

Milli Vanilli

Mix Miller High life with Stolies vanilla vodka.

Dude, kill half the Miller and get some Stolies.

Why?

We're having Milli Vanillis!

by S. Burton December 21, 2007

Vanilla fever

Where a black guy has the hots for white women and wants to fuck all of them he can.

That black dude's got vanilla fever.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010

vanilla steamer

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

by andy497 November 28, 2007

Dirty Vania

When someone with very voluminous genitals orgasms on a cake without consent of the person who cooked the cake. Which can leads to intense intercourse

Our marriage was boring so a dirty Vania was needed

by ketchuppegasus August 26, 2021

Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.

Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it

by ultrasupernectar2 October 8, 2012

Vanilla Patch

Noun.

Blond pubic hair. Can also be white, light brown, or almost see through. Most natural blonds have a vanilla patch.

Is she a natural blonde? Ya man, she had a vanilla patch.

by kikokiko95 June 22, 2009