Vandela

these people can be defined as a short ass female who has terrible driving and cooking skills and has no brain cells left (they were deep fried). this asshole is either on spotify, tiktok, or snapchat 24/7 and will not get their ass off of their phone. this person is most famous for throwing the most eye bawling, bloodline insulting jokes or insults at people and walking away saying "in the nicest way possible 🥰🥰". these people are either the most athletic or least athletic people you've ever met in your life. these motherfuckers could also somehow find a way to cheer you up when you're sad but really, have no idea what they're doing themselves. aside from that, they're really nice to their friends and could be considered a "people pleaser" they have major trust issues to start with but it's painfully easy to gain their trust from time to time. they never realize what or who is harmful to them and will always be so vulnerable because of it. ALSO aside from that, they aren't entirely horrible and bad to hang out with, they've just been through things.

they would jump off a cliff for you or push you off a cliff 🥰🥰

"do yk who Vandela is?" "what's a vandela 🧍 ♀️"

by they_h4temom0 November 22, 2023

Vancho

Being so high to the point where you have no idea what is happening.

“Look at that guy, he’s vancho as shit right now”

by juno2d February 19, 2024

Vanderbilt

To Vanderbilt is to crush someone’s dreams, or unmotivate them

“I can be a famous actor one day if I put my mind to it, stop trying to vanderbilt me!”

by FanOfPolarExpress31 April 3, 2024

Vancing

The act of having romantic relations with upholstered seating such as couches or loveseats.

I heard that JD guy was caught Vancing

by JouleAeria October 11, 2024

Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos

the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl

by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024

Vancouver left turn

Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.

I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn

by soup_19 December 16, 2024

VandenHeuvel

Big Dick swinger, probably has a twelve incher (soft). But likes petite woman (children) which is weird.

Damn i must be vandenheuvel the way i like them kids

by Small pp swinger (i grow) December 26, 2024