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ur mom.

"Whatcha doing?"
"ur mom."

"Knock kncok"
"whos there'
"ur mom."

"Hi-"
"UR MOMM"
by sunflowerseeds88q4854353nf August 12, 2022
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Ur mom

A 13 year old boy thinks hes funny by saying that but he sounds 5
Jack: Ur mom HAHAHAH
Josh: not funny idoit
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UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.
FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)
by Ciejcidk August 19, 2022
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Ur mom is often used as a joke when people say anything
Person a: ''What r u doing?'
Person b: 'Ur mom'

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whats on ur to-do list

ur mom
by UR..MOM.COM August 21, 2022
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mom jokes usually used as a placeholder for jokes u dont have any1 4
ur mom is so fat that the doctor was ready to help her give birth
by why are u reading my name August 21, 2022
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an answer for everything and anything. Every middle school boy says it and thinks its top tier humor.
by McKinley, August 29, 2022
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Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS
UR MOM
by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022
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