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tool

1. One who tries too hard to fit in.
2. One who can't think for himself, and therefore dogmatizes others' convictions and pisses off those around him.
3. One who is used by others without realizing it.
4. A word some people use to describe those who they are envious of.
5. Anyone use uses the word "tool" is a tool because (s)he fits any of the above definitions.
6. (capitalized) A popular, albeit esoteric rock band with a large cult following.
1,6. "Joan is such a tool, I can't believe she thinks she'd fit in at the Tool concert!"
2. "David is an effin tool, always spewing shit like he knows what he's talking about."
3. "Jamal's a tool--he doesn't know that no one would hang out with him if he didn't have that pimp ass mansion all to himself."
4. "Alex doesn't know that all those ladies are just using him; he's such a tool!"
5. "Guess what--I'm a tool!"
by John June 18, 2006
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Tool Jacker

Can be one who doesnt have sex with any but their self, Or can be used in the same way as the term tool.
"Danny thinks that stupid slut is his girlfriend " yeah she has sex with everone except him, all she does is take is money what a tooljacker" "Ted is 40 and still live at home with is parents he is such a fucking tool jacker"
by Delmas March 10, 2008
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Tool Commandments

The beliefs of Toolism.
I- Females are the master sex.
II- Blind-loyalty to all females.
III- Offerings must be made to females lately.
IV- Study guides WILL be given during all tests or quizzes to females.
V- iPhone will given to females at least 3 hours daily.
VI- All who disagree will be called ridiculous/immature and be punished.
VII- All who rebel will be expelled from the Tool Shed.
VIII- nonbelievers must be converted and a female friend will be rewarded for
one hour minimum.
IX- You shall not cover your neighbor's tool.
X- You shall not use the name of the lord your owner in vain.
All people who follow these commandments will be awarded the golden screwdriver of
the year award.
If I follow the Tool Commandments girls may like me and be my friend.
by The Tool Master March 27, 2009
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Tool

A tool is someone who is only good for one thing. A general insult, its lesser form is a multi-tool (a person who is only good for a few things) and its opposite is a toolbox (a person who is good at a lot of things). A piece is an off shoot of tool, a piece being someone used by a tool, or a person who needs several other people to become a whole person.
1. Amy Winehouse is a tool at being wasted.

2. "i swear you make eggs every morning... you're such a tool at breakfast."

3. "wow! you fixed my bike, computer and made me a sandwich! your such a good multi tool!"

4. James Bond is a complete toolbox, he gets the girl, kills the bad guy and saves the world, with style!

5. Yep, im so great im a toolbox!

6. Man, that guy sure was a piece. His mate was probably his tool.
by Born of a Broken Man August 21, 2008
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plumbers toolbag

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!
by betty swollocks September 13, 2003
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pull my tool

"hey baby wanna pull my tool"

"uh no, you fukcing perv"
by ChickenPP July 5, 2008
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douche tool

wears the same sweater every day
thinks he is the shizzle
is a douche
is a tool
has a pyramid head
me: that guy is friggin dumb dude
you: he's a douche tool.
me: i know, right?
by JohnPaulDCLXVI April 1, 2009
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