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Theory 1: He was raised my levitating forest narwhals.
Theory 2: He was just born that way.
Theory 3: He picks his shit with his thumb.
These are the 3 leading theories.
At this time it is unknown Gay Twink Alex's whereabouts but he is rumored to be in hiding somewhere on the west coast of the United States. Be cautious he is armed and dangerous.
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She operates as both emotional support and damage control unit, ensuring the twink’s chaos remains adorable rather than catastrophic.
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“Yeah, thank God his twink keeper was there or he’d still be dancing on that bar"
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