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touch you

An opening that's way too good for the anime it's featured in (well, if we ignore the lyrics).
Friend 1: "Hey, do you know the song Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club?"

Friend 2: "I do! It's way too catchy for being from THAT anime though."
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021
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knob touch

1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.
Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"

GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
by LukeO January 13, 2006
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butt touch

v.: The act of touching somebody on the butt. It may have a gay reference if a guy touches another guy on the butt. This is not to be confused with gay touch-ing. Where as gay touching is with a group, butt touching is usually just a single, one on one, touch.
“Hey, you want to hang out later and do stuff, and by doing stuff I mean touch butt, and by touch butt I mean butt touch.”

I got butt touched today in the hall.
by Shield of Meat May 22, 2006
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ipod touch

An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an iPhone. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to facetime with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple, that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.
zune owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player!!! ii's wicked cool man!!"
ipod touch owner: "no waay!! what kind!?"
zune owner: "a zune! i love it!"
ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch!!"
by skilletfann December 1, 2010
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touch grass

An insult used on people whose views of the world have deviated so far from reality that it makes you wonder, "Man, have they ever seen the real world? Do they ever go outside? Heck, do they even know what something as basic as grass feels like?"
by peckneckpeople January 6, 2022
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touchmebleed

a threat used in a short joking burst
Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok
by Joel Sweeney June 20, 2007
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one touch cockie

One tough cookie, person that is difficult to get in touch with
by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007
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