toader
toader by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016
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chode toad
noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.
Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.
That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
chode toad by frosty beats March 13, 2018
homosexual toad
a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers
guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!
homosexual toad by etard6969 April 29, 2009
Toad
an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.
she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.
Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"
these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.
to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
toad chode
When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes
toad chode by spongbob's penis March 30, 2015