1 definition by etard6969

homosexual toad

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

by etard6969 April 29, 2009