Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.
by The-effin'-man January 27, 2010
by superpumpedguy123 December 21, 2019
Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 September 30, 2010
by TheGuywhodoesidk July 21, 2023
by Dockknocker12 May 20, 2023
A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/
I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.
by Felipe the Great June 18, 2021
A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.
by Satirically Cheesy August 11, 2017