Kick the tires and light the fires 

To go on a much anticipated bike ride with your buddies.

Touring part of the USA on cruizers or riding the technical single tracks near Stanley, Idaho every year for the past eleven years.

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires to Sturgis and back.

or

We are going to kick the tires and light the fires is Stanley, Idaho.

Kick the tires and light the fires by rrinskeep March 21, 2011

Tiredness Quotient 

A measurement of how tired you are. Also can be used to denote how far away from dropping dead asleep you are.
(0 - minimum; 100 - maximum)

Mathematically:

{1 - (Ability to stay awake and do whatever you are doing at that point of time)/(Ability to keep doing whatever you are doing after 12 hours of dreamless sleep)}x100

where units of Ability are user-defined as long as the unit is constant in the numerator and denominator.

A Tiredness Quotient (TQ) of 0 would mean you are not tired at all or you are wide awake with no hint of fatigue.

A TQ of 100, on the other hand, would cause you to fall sleep involuntarily.

In some countries people may refer to this as Tiredness Index or Fatigue Index or Fatigue Quotient.

My Tiredness Quotient is 90 after driving from DC to Cleveland. I'm ready to hit the sack.

His Tiredness Quotient must have been really high, he fell asleep at the wheel driving

Hey Siddharth, guess what my Tiredness Quotient is after working 12 hours straight on my homework assignment? Ninety-ni... zzzzz

Tiredness Quotient by goundyzz August 1, 2011

Tired

Misspelling of the word "tried" in past tense

-I tired to wake him up but he's still sleeping
-i'm getting tired too?
-?

Tired by Suklaa July 28, 2018

Tireless 

To have no "Wheels", Not a bad thing. Commonly used as a joke to reply to the question "Got Wheels?". Can be used to describe objects, such as cars, wagons, anything with wheels, so as to come back at the question "Got Wheels?"

Guy 1: "Yo Man, Got Wheels?"
Guy 2: "Naww, I'm Tireless"

Guy 1: " I have a Tireless car man"
Guy 2: "Oh man No Wheels!"

Tireless by JHB11 February 28, 2011

four black tires 

Close frinds or pals very jokey

We're close, we're down like four black tires!

four black tires by Kish Way January 24, 2006

screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

screeching tires by bleuilly May 4, 2010

Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

Flat Tired by DrScavenger March 27, 2008