by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 18, 2011

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024

A person who is bored,apathetic,passive,retarded,emo and retarded,sad and retarded or extremely sluggish. Most of the time, all of these combined. The twilight face syndrome can manifest temporarily or it can be permanent.
Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
Symptoms: excessive drooling, dog looking tongue that ALWAYS sticks out of the mouth, awkwardness ( see K-Stew)
by lookatyotwilightface February 29, 2012

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by Arden kelly November 2, 2019

When one kills another via the method most popularly used by the vampires in twilight. The method includes ripping of said head and then also removing the arms and lighting the body on fire.
This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.
This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.
I am going to kill them Twilight style....
Twilight meaning the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the reflection of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. In the geographical sense, but in this meaning implying the 2008 Romance, fantasy movie saga.
Style- particular procedure by which something is done; a manner or way suggesting it has been done well.
This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.I am going to kill him "vampire style"... meaning to kill Via the method of removing head, then arms and finally burning the body. Used in an aggressive manor.
Twilight meaning the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the reflection of the sun's rays from the atmosphere. In the geographical sense, but in this meaning implying the 2008 Romance, fantasy movie saga.
Style- particular procedure by which something is done; a manner or way suggesting it has been done well.
This method of vampire death has been made popular by the Twilight movie saga.I am going to kill him "vampire style"... meaning to kill Via the method of removing head, then arms and finally burning the body. Used in an aggressive manor.
by amy_nutella October 13, 2020
