Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist
Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic
by Lang Bomb September 02, 2008
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ezme logic

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real
by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023
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GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.
"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012
by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012
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Belly Logic

where two people in completely seperate countries are thinking about exactly the same thing, or are thinking on the same lines but incompletely different places
two people are chatting on MSN, and they both think of the same thing at teh same time.

eg.
Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
some of the notes are just abit too high!

GEEKS ARE THE NEW COOL!!! says:
oo strugglin wit the high notes

Mr Harlow, the white knight, gotta love broken feet! says:
belly logic!
by Mr Man1 March 30, 2008
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Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense
My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.
by Darthfraai November 04, 2023
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Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 29, 2017
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army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”
Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.
by WidowMaker211 March 21, 2018
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