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Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.
Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!
by needs4crying May 25, 2009
mugGet the Brown Gonzalezmug.

house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.
Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown
by housebrown9 November 17, 2014
mugGet the house brownmug.

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact
Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.
by Rod Byron January 17, 2018
mugGet the brown massagemug.

Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.
Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.
by NoodleFag November 22, 2018
mugGet the Brown Elevensmug.

Brown Lava

The bowel movement after eating greasy food that is hot, steamy, chunky liquid; erupting like a volcano out of your anus.
Stan: "Hey Carl, you okay? You don't look so good..."
Carl: "Awh man no. I feel like shit, I just ate KFC and now I'm pouring Brown Lava every five minutes!"
Stan: "Ah bro, I know the feeling. I had Taco Bell last week and it did the same to me."
by DangerFinger September 17, 2015
mugGet the Brown Lavamug.

lauren brown

Lauren brown is a dancer. she's annoying and nice at the same time. I am secretly in love with her but nobody knows. She is sweet, sexy and always looks like she is eating something sour. She is a hottie and she often uses the potty! She is an awful writer but is even worse at math. Not sure why I love her so much, go get yourself a lauren today!
her face looks sour, she must be a lauren brown.
by bobthebrownie May 16, 2018
mugGet the lauren brownmug.

Gangster Brown

Gangster Brown is the stage name of a rising underground rapper in Miami, Florida. His krew consisting of several rappers can be seen accompanying him on the hoods of Caddies (his car).

His latest album received great acclaim and featured singles like "Me and My Car" and "What A Homie Gon Do"? He is widely known for the Gangster Shuffle, which is a dance move that can be seen in his videos. It involves moving as if you are dribbling a basketball enthusiastically, but without the basketball.

Most of his promotion was done by his sister and her best friend, who passed out free copies of his first demo at middle schools and high schools city-wide. It did not take long for Gangster Brown to rise up.
Usually I skip school, but tomorrow Gangster Brown is going to perform at our school's auditorium to pep us up to do well on the FCAT, so I think I might go for once.
by FireTakesMeHigher February 3, 2010
mugGet the Gangster Brownmug.

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