Smurf-Pegging

A sex act in which a short woman dies herself blue and proceeds to peg her husband with a mushroom or mushroom-shaped prop.

"John, why is your wife blue?"
"Oh, yeah. We did some smurf-pegging last night."

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

Smurf rage

A term used in regards to negative feelings about the Smurf race.

I'm not racist or anything but I've got smurf rage.

by GargamelGaming420 July 20, 2024

papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."

by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

shit and smurf

what the fuck

what the shit and smurf was that

by blitser76767676676766767676767 May 27, 2022

Smurfed

When someone gets hit by a object or an insult

"DUDE, johhny just got smurfed by that volleyball, AF."

by jhonny window April 24, 2019

Smurf

When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.

Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."

by dysflexia November 13, 2020