tiny teddy addiction

An extreme addiction to tiny Teddy's. Rehab is usually required as it is quite severe. This addiction means that people can hear and smell a packet being opened for miles away and will come running to eat the tiny Teddy's. People with this addiction will stop at nothing to eat tiny Teddy's

*opens packet* oh crap here come all the people with tiny teddy addiction

by TLCgenius April 10, 2014

woody teddybear

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

tedaleded

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.

Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!

by afgmobster October 5, 2009

tedy

a nick name givin to all crazy cool ppl!! only gangstas r worthy of this name!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ppl 1: man! did u see that guy?!?!?! hes so crazy...in a good way!!!!

ppl 2: dude, he is a tedy!

by el salvatrucho April 12, 2010

Tedism

A Ipswich cult lead by a local devil worshiper with many young followers mainly of young age. Members of Tedism are said to either have no personal life, or are just plain bored.

"Yoish, I went to a Tedism rally tonight. Man, do I hate the world or what!"

by Kirk Vanhootanhanga March 23, 2009

tedover

When one emulates a big headed chon-nom named Ted and flips over one's handlebar while riding a bicycle.

Man, I hit that rut with my front tire and did a tedover

by randyfloyd January 8, 2013

menacing teddy bear

someone who looks unappraochable and can beat the shit out of you, but is exactly the total opposite of that.

guy1) oh my god! oh my god! he's gonna kill me i know it

guy2) *walks over* sup, can you like move...your blocking the door

guy1) uh, yeah no problem...

guy2) thanks

guy1) freakin menacing teddy bear

by noneofyourconcern72 July 3, 2011