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Black Thomas

A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.

It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!

When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
by mooman91 May 29, 2009
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The Jay Thomas Show

The topics on Jay's show range from the sublime to the ridiculous and everything in between. The Jay Thomas Show takes a light-hearted approach and a middle-of-the-road political standpoint. Past guests include Geraldo Rivera, Meredith Viera, Mike Ditka, George Foreman, Joy Behar, Mario Cuomo, Don King and many others.
I Listen to The Jay Thomas Show every Monday thru Friday 2 pm - 5 pm ET on Sirius Stars 102.
by zaqokm June 20, 2006
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THOMASSS

Another way of naming a person named 'Thomas'. Usually the person holds drugs of any kind.
"1, 2, 3, *Everybody yells THOMASSS*"
by Thomas Dinahobbs November 11, 2009
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Thomas

1.thomas is a smart individual

2.thomas is very kind and loving
3.thomas is loved by someone 👀
4.thomas can be rude at times
5.thomas tends to like anime
6.thomas is the perfect match for j
7.thomas still doesnt know who wrote this
Be like thomas

Guess who
by I wonder February 17, 2017
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Hot Thomas

The act of farting while your partner is licking Worcestershire sauce from your anus.

Also known as: The English Spring
I gave Ferris a Hot Thomas in the common area while belting out, "Tally ho!"
by Holy Toledo October 18, 2008
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Bigger Thomas

The act of suffocating a white woman with a pillow and cremating her body in a furnace, as in the novel Native Son.
"How did your date go with that girl last night?"

"I didn't really like her much so I decided to Bigger Thomas her."
by BlinkinCard4 May 31, 2009
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Janelle Thomas.

Part A; Janelle is of Hebrew origin meaning God is gracious.

Part B; beautiful and ambitious young lady who has a smile that shines brighter than the stars in the heavens
Janelle Thomas. would you be my Valentine?
by Gstopner February 11, 2013
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