French Talking

Talking in a manner to imitate French kissing. Sounds horribly like a french toast on a french plate wid a french waiter who serves you wid a false french accent.

Not neccesarily in french though. Can be in German or Italian.

Usually used by couples (generally gay, see example) as a foreplay to French kissing. Also an alternative side play.

French talking:
Herr Adolf: Benevuti, il Duce... (eyes downcast)
Musollini: Bona Serra mi Bella Fuhrer! Mi Bella Adolf...(crying hysterically)
Herr Adolf: "Warum? Warum liebst du mich nicht? Ich hab keine Lust fur diese scheisse..."
Adolf and Benito slowly looked each other in the eyes and found a mutual understanding and clasped hands.
Benito looked ashamed. "Mi dispiache, Adolf..." he says, apologizing for sympathizing with the Allied Forces and pursuing a truce.
"Wir gehen zu Bett jetzt und alle ist sehr gut", Hitler said with a sly, foxy smile and with that tone of boyish charm which once won Rommell "The Desert Fox"'s heart during the war in the Balkans.
(Kissing and butt plugging ensue)

by Feelingallfuckedup November 1, 2006

talking grapes

Verb (intransitive)-To speak with disrespect or scornful abuse.

"Yeah, I heard he was talking grapes about these nancy-ass jimmys."

by Chris McCrap July 16, 2008

Talking cunt

The stupid, insipid, bubbly, overly made up blonde porn star rejects that fox news hires to host it's shows and express subtle disdain for liberal causes while gushing praise for conservative causes.

Fox news'Megyn Kelly constantly pours derision and scorn on the OWS protestors but never said a bad word about the teabagger protestors with their "Obama is hitler" signs and their signs implying death threats against democrats who voted for healthcare reform. What a talking cunt.

by Doktor strangelove. October 27, 2011

Tilling

Getting a toothy blowjob from an old lady with one tooth, very much like tilling a field.

What’s worse than a toothy blowjob? Tilling.

by Joshnson March 9, 2018

pillow talking

Pillow talking is when you talk directly into a pillow and no one can make out what you are trying to say.

Jessica you are pillow talking. Loose the pillow and then talk to me!

by jdub485 January 26, 2014

Not Telling You

"Not telling you" is an expression you use when you want to piss off people by not telling them something the want to know.

Guy1: I had sex last night, want to know who I had sex with?
Guy2: Who? Who?
Guy1: Not telling you.
Guy2: Oh fu...
Guy1: Don't curse, mister!

by Fotus9 January 10, 2009

talking head

A psychiatrist whose patient isn't yet communicative and he must do all the talking himself.

I'm still seeing the talking head although I don't say much. He does all the talking, then gives me the meds, which was why I was there to begin with.

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008