squeere

A mash-up of squee and queer, communicating a particularly gay or queer level of excitement, excitement expressed specifically by an LGBTQ person, or excitement about something queer.

Extra "e"s can be added to increase level of excitement. Example: "Squeeeeeere!"

I just saw Zac Efron at the supermarket! SQUEERE!

by DesignerDaddy October 1, 2013

Squeezer

really nice rack

so nice, you want to squeeze them

whoa...now that's a sqeezer

by Frank "the man with no middle name" Chen February 28, 2003

Squeezer

The last bit of feces that clings to the tip of your anus, you try to force it out to no avail

Damn feces!!!!

by *********** March 29, 2003

squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

Squeeze the Cheese

Another term for busting a fat nut. Maybe you need to be able to talk to your bros or whatever whilst in mixed company so you have to use a term for it so no one quite understands what's going on.

"So my girlfriend made me squeeze the cheese yesterday and now she's pissed at me because I did it all over her face..."

by SpiderLegs October 7, 2018

squeege

having to pee.....maybe.....just a little bit....

"i have to take a squeege..."

by ur mom biz-witch October 7, 2006

squeege

someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.

squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."

by jeff bridgezz June 15, 2010