squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

Bubba the love sponge

A fat, ignorant meat gazer. Enjoys gazing at his poo. Recently has been known to suck on his poostick. Also, has the most owning radio show in the unival existance of my cock.

Bubba the love sponge, you fat, ignorant meat gazer!!!

by The guy who is not gay aka Jew hater December 11, 2003

Spongebob

A spongey yellow sponge.

"Hey! Spongebob is on! turn to it!"

by tyler keo December 23, 2008

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Sponge Horse

1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.

2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.

1. Shut up Bob, stop being such a sponge horse!

2. HAHA, Bob!! You spongehorse!! Heehee

by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008

spongeanuse

Spongeanuse is a word that means something that can be interpeted in different ways. Some people think that spongeanuse is a good thing and others that it is bad.

Katy, Emily, and Chance look so cool with their spongeanuse rolling Dora the Explorer bookbags.

by spongeanuselover March 25, 2010

Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010