Sleep Skeet

When you ejaculate while sleeping, also known as a wet dream.

Yo there's mad sleep skeet on those covers.

by Andyb10191987 May 25, 2009

sleeping sanchez

when you dont like someone, to revenge them you wipe your ass with their pillow and then put a pillow case on top of it so they dont see the skid marks but they smell shit all night

he pissed me off so bad i gave him a sleeping sanchez!

by sexyava June 7, 2011

Sleep Fatnea

a condition where an overweight person stops breathing during sleep because excess fat around their head.

My brother Don and his wife Bette suffer from Sleep Fatnea due to a high fat low fiber diet.

by pamslam May 12, 2009

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

Sleep Fucker

1. One who engages in sexual acts with another individual and who cannot remember doing such acts while no drugs are involved.

2. A hookup involving a person who is asleep while with another person but actively participating in the hookup.

When Jen woke up after hooking up with Jay, Jay realized she was a sleep fucker.

by Kyebosh October 26, 2005

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many

"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"

by Dagger666 December 3, 2009