Scoops

Diarrhea of the worst kind,

Non-stop runs

Oh, man I went out for Macdonalds last night, gave me the worst case of the scoops..

by Jamesalberta January 3, 2007

Scoopiner

When you are in a public setting and you consciously decide to scoop your genitalia out of your trou. Sweat pants are best worn for such an occasion.

Kyle: "Check out dude scoopiner in the line up at McDicks!"

Ashley: "I bet he orders a hot apple McFuck pie!"

by Chris Carr December 24, 2008

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

scooperoonie

another term for 'thats the story' or 'thats the scoop'. often used at the tail end of telling an analogy or story

"and Mary, he left her with the baby and the million dollars, and that's the scooperoonie"

by chongo jones January 2, 2008

Scoop Head

Description of one who's hair is flat on top, a then curls out on all sides. Looks like a scoop of ice cream.

Is it just me, or are more and more people becoming scoop heads.

by CCurtis January 31, 2008

scrooptler

It is derived from three different words:

Scr: Srcub

oop: Noob,Newb, Newbie

tler:Turtler

It is commonly used to describe A person or persons acting scrubish, newbish, and/or is turtling.

Also used to to categorize someone at the early state of learning how to play a video game.

It isn't always considered to be the describing a person with all three characteristics, It can be used to categorize some one with one, two, or all three words.

I fought this Guy on Wifi, he was such a scrooptler. He needs to learn how to play and not turtle so much.

Don't Lie you scrooptler, you started to play yesterday.

I just Pwnd this Scrooptler, he had no chance.

by James Rocket-The original March 3, 2008

scoop-walk

when a person somewhat waddles, but mainly only on one leg.
Almost in a "scooping" fashion; they are scooping with one leg. It adds extra emphasis when the person has longer hair that sways behind them when they 'scoop-walk'

person 1: "Hey, check out Trevor, man. He sure is scoop-walkin' today!"
person 2: "Haha ayy, day go duh scoop!"
person 1: "Haha, he's lame!"

by potential April 28, 2008