Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

5-Bean Salad

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

by timbre June 18, 2014

fruit salad yummy yummy

no one:

wiggles: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

yo fruit salad yummy yummy

by Glix YT May 27, 2019

Salahi

To crash a party, to invade, to show up when not invited.

They salahi the party...(like when Tareq and Michaela Salahi crashed the White House party)

by Pseudo O October 25, 2010

Salad date

A date with a new person, that is more casual than dinner, but more formal than coffee.

"We just got back from a salad date."

Can be heard on the show Scream Queens.

by Gleebic December 5, 2015