Rusty Nail

scotch and drambuie mixed together

to barkeep : "rusty nail please, macallan."

by carbombxhooligan December 13, 2004

rusty pole

After performing anal sex, The Male's penis is encased with his partner's feces.

The fudge packer packed his spouse's fudge, and when he was done he had a rusty pole.

by I <3 rusty poles May 4, 2005

rusty

Highly intoxicated, past the point of physical and mental impairment.

I was rusty off my ass last night.
That girl is such a rustyslut.

by crave August 29, 2006

Rusty Tent Pole

A rusty tent pole, is a sex position what the male will lick a girls anus to loosen it up. While she takes a laxitive. She then diaria's on the male and he then uses it as lubricant to put it where he chooses.

Best preformed after eating, mexican or chinese.

Josh: My dick still stinks from that rusty tent pole on friday night.

by Mr.Buzz December 14, 2006

Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.

The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

by Andy Roddick's a Dickbag September 12, 2011

Rusty Venture

A highly-disputed act of an erotic nature, with interpretations ranging from scatological acts to wildly inventive uses of peripheries (such as a snorkel). The most reasonable definition, based largely upon the nature of the man for whom it was named, is that it is not an act but a condition, namely chaffing, brought about by too much unlubricated masturbation.

Young Jack's unquenchable libido earned him a Rusty Venture mere days after he ran out of lotion.

by fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu November 25, 2010

Rusty Alan

The result of intense asshole puckering due to extreme stress.

The new software release that I was installing on my company's computers was not working. It was lookin' like we weren't going to get our products out and I was watching my career flash before my eyes. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

I was driving down the road after drinking six beers and a cop pulled up behind me. Boy, did I have a Rusty Alan going on!

by Ben Bean November 20, 2007