Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks

Used to describe something or someone that is very gay.

Look at Justin's shirt. That thing is gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks.

Gayer than a bag full of rainbow colored rubber dicks by c/council February 21, 2011

nub rubber

A derogatory reference to a male which implies that he spends a lot of time masturbating his very small penis.

Guy 1: "Oops I messed up the job."

Guy 2: "Man, you are one stupid nub rubber!"

nub rubber by Dingus999999 July 9, 2009

Chub Rubber 

A man who jerks off other men for money.

I heard Zach is a chub rubber.

Chub Rubber by KrypticDeath July 14, 2010

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie? 

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.

I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie? by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

extreme rubber chicken hair

occurs when one plays the p.e. class game, like extreme handball or something of that nature, but instead of playing with a ball, you play with a rubber chicken, it is the kind of hair you have when you play a really intense game of extreme rubber chicken.

not everyone plays hard enough to get true extreme rubber chicken hair, so make sure you work hard, play hard and remember to keep score!(this will help you get that extreme rubber chicken hair i know you've been wanting)

After 2B p.e. class, the three girls who gave their all on the court had a bad case of extreme rubber chicken hair.

extreme rubber chicken hair by yomomma123456789 April 20, 2009

fruit rubber 

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

fruit rubber by McDown September 25, 2015

magic rubber 

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.

Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

magic rubber by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021