The thiccest boi to ever exist in any universe in the multiverse
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
His dad makes shitty beef jerky, and his dogs are lesbians.
by BigBoi69lol September 17, 2018
Get the Thomas Rogersmug. There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
Get the Christopher Rogersmug. 
A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies
"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022
Get the rogeredmug. 
by Jays Toy November 6, 2022
Get the Steve Rogersmug. 1.A strange species of dingo: they have no ears.
2. Another way of saying "I need to use the restroom."
3. Something you will immediatley need to defenestrate upon encountering.
2. Another way of saying "I need to use the restroom."
3. Something you will immediatley need to defenestrate upon encountering.
by rianus October 17, 2008
Get the roger nazarimug.