rat roach

When a blunt is so small that you can barely smoke it and its usually smaller than 1 inch(s)

Hit that shit man... Hit that rat roach

by Barcode_112 February 2, 2018

hot roach

And enlarged, ratchet clitoris.

She was fine, but she had a hot roach.

by Roitlol June 3, 2018

devils roach

Devils roach is when your at the end of your zoot but there’s still weed left.

Yooo you gonna do that devils roach ?

“Let me bun that devils roach “

by DevilsTing April 13, 2018

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.

I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!

by BlakeSke January 23, 2019

Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019