PTMO

"PULL THE MEAT OUT"

I was horny so I told him to PTMO so we can have sex

by Cashaunna July 25, 2009

pterodactyl

V. When you make a sudden assist that one can call amazing.

N. A big assist.

It was 3:00 after school, the bully took my lunch and i was getting tired of it, the first 3 minutes of the fight, i was doing great but then the tides changed. Two blows to the stomach had me almost to the ground, i faked to look like i was done and he took the bait and started showboating so i yelled with all of my might "SQUAAAAAAAAAAD". The squad poked of of the shadows, trash cans rooftops everything. Then i yelled out "PTERODACTYL FORMATION" and sent the squad after him as "all in this together" from high school musical started playing from a distant source. They finnished the pterodactyl and i said thanks for the assist.

by Turntdownn July 13, 2014

PTSD

Permission to suck dick

Ginger has ptsd.

by Tj03 September 4, 2019

PTS

When talking about a pet, it means "Put to sleep"

So many cats and dogs are pts due to having no homes.

by BabyBlues247 March 24, 2011

PTV

Pay To View

online content available via payment only - PTV

by ukginger September 20, 2013

PTSD

Present Trump Stress Disorder, hopefully soon to become Post Trump Stress Disorder. A condition exacerbated by having to listen to the ridiculous shit emanating from his large blowhole.

All of this campaign political crap has given me a severe case of PTSD. Why can't he just ooze away and leave us alone.

by blankford October 13, 2016

PTSC

Short for "preteen softcore", an acronym commonly used on P2P networks (compare with "PTHC", similarly referring to "preteen hardcore".) Regardless of whatever some sick, twisted bastard might think, downloading and sharing Softcore child pornography is no less redeemable then Hardcore child porn. It's all the same sick, twisted shit that paedophiles give acronyms such as these to in order to avoid having their disturbed shit filtered out by the standard filename keywords (e.g., "celeb", "amateur", "80-year old paedophile’s who should've been put down at birth, etc)

Limewire user: *searches for Simpsons episodes*
Limewire: *lists several various entries displaying "REAL PTSC"!!
User: "PTSC? What the hell does that stand for? I guess it must be Simpsons-related, as it *did* show up in my search."
*downloads and looks, only to be horrified by the sick shit displayed onscreen*
User: "AAARGGH!! Pffgh, what the f-...?!" *is both disgusted, horrified and worried he could be charged for possession of Child Pornography*

by Alhadis October 24, 2005