prison

verb. to be fucked in the ass or fuck someone in the ass
originating from the my chemical romance song "you know what they do to guys like us in prison," which was, coincidentally, about getting fucked in the ass.

me: yo no homo and i dont have a dick but i would totally prison gerard

by silentinletrees November 29, 2017

Prison

Bad people go prison.

That motherfucker is going to prison.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Prison Butt

Ones asshole that is used to store miscellaneous items

Cole used his prison butt to deliver his mother's refrigerator to her new house

by Funnytreeguy420 December 30, 2020

prison pink

When a fresh piece of ass shows up in your cell block. By Jesus and billy

Did you see that prison pink that walked in

by King of prison pink December 26, 2020

Prison

Prison = school
Think about it. Bells and ppl tell u when to move. your not allowed out. And it is the absolute worst. Stay out of school, kids ._.

😂 prison. school. Practically synonyms...

by ._. :/ December 7, 2018

Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon]

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.

Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"

by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013

RPF (Resting Prison Face)

Resting Prison Face is the phenomena of someone making a particularly menacing or unapproachable face when outside, at all times. Also see resting bitch face for a similar effect.

Friend: "What's with your face bro are you angry or something"

Friend 2: "that's just my RPF (resting prison face)"

Friend: "oh, RPF bro, I get it

by BilliamShagspeare January 30, 2021