poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 15, 2017

Poop 'N Scoop

When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.

Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?

by Saremare May 21, 2017

poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.

1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!

by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018

poop transplant

The act of shitting directly into someone’s asshole.

Aye bruh, I’m kind of low on poop, can you hit me up with a poop transplant?

by Reed1103 May 1, 2019

poop debate

Discussing the latest poop functions.

Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys

by Poopers69420 May 6, 2019

Poop Sherpa

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.

When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.

by Honey badger July 24, 2019

poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019