Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

parabolen

Synonym for tits.

Dem look at those parabolen!

by AVerySmartGuy June 19, 2017

Paracarplegic

Not being able to move properly because of your carpet legs

I'm not a paraplegic I'm a paracarplegic, please step off of my carpet legs.

by The really real dictionary x July 9, 2017

Para

Para means money in persian

I need some para bro

by Golden stats August 21, 2017

parabibulitus

A nerve in the brain activates a disease which attacks a part of your brain to give hallucinations to the owner

Hey I'm sorry but you have parabibulitus

by Ergghhhhhh April 23, 2018

ParaCar

A car driven by the band Paramore. It was first seen in the video for their song, Ain’t It Fun.

I heard Hayley Williams is using the ParaCar for their live performances of Ain’t It Fun.

by SimDevoSlipknot February 5, 2018

parade envy

When a North Korean dictator holds a military parade and you need to prove your rockets are bigger.

After watching France and North Korea show their military might, Donald Trump experienced a blinding case of parade envy.

by GSBJim February 8, 2018