Paying the rent

Sex used as compensation

"I took my ho out for dinner and now its time for her to pay the rent"

by Big JD August 17, 2003

packing shit

Another slang for sex, preferably anal

Dude i was packing this bitches shit last night....

Packing shit is what to do now days

by anonymo423 June 19, 2008

Good Guy-Bad Guy parking

When another car is parked in a large parallel metered parking space and is some distance from the meter; you park closer to the meter such that it looks like the other person squeezed into your space, rather than that you squeezed into their space thereby forcing a policeman wielding parking tickets to determine who was the "good guy" and who was the "bad guy."

My good guy-bad guy parking worked. The other car got a ticket for parking illegally and I did not.

by Kevin October 11, 2003

packing blade

To carry or conceal a knife or dagger for personal protection purposes. Often used in the ghetto as an alternative for those who are too cheap to afford a .45 or .38 special, or are legally barred from owning a firearm from a previous felony conviction.

Jamal started packing blade to protect himself from the thugs and goonys in his neighborhood.

by The Intelligent Pollack October 21, 2007

paving roads

when hash oil is smeared on a paper and rolled with either tobacco or bud. It simulates asphault being paved on a road when the oil is smeared on a paper.

darren had a half vile of oil so we were paving roads all night.

steve was paving roads all night.

want to hit up my bong?
nah, im game for paving roads though.

by fairf February 3, 2008

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

Parking Paranoia

A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.

"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"

"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"

by Beezy M July 16, 2009