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Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt October 19, 2012
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social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.
Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.
by Randy2676 June 11, 2012
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Social Nagworking

using social networking to get someone to get something done or get one's way in a contentious issue.
After waiting a month, Richard had to resort to social nagworking in order to get the promised photos from Lisa and her mother.
by L.Just March 7, 2011
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Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.
"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.
by Oal3000 February 18, 2021
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Social-lite

A Social-lite is a fabulous person who loves to socialize just a little bit. Perfectly balancing going out and staying in.
That beautiful social-lite went out for dinner with friends, but returned home early enough to watch a great movie.
by suzgirl June 28, 2022
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Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022
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social withdrawal

going without socialization for an extended period of time most likely leading to depression :/
staying in your room all days going to lead to social withdrawals making you sad and possibly depressed!
by i.luv.cats June 2, 2022
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