Carmel Apple With Nuts

When you eat peanuts early in the day, and when you're about to have sex, you poop on a girls face so you have peanut poop, and you then jizz on top

Marc I can't believe you gave Hanna a Carmel Apple with Nuts last night.

by 1861 Hope January 30, 2009

NUTSAXOPHONE

An interjection or exclamation used to express disgust, disappointment, frustration, contempt, or the like.

Only can be written in ALL CAPS.

Must only used as an interjection or exclamation.

Not to be confused with the instrument of the same name.

Steve: "I accidentally spent all the rent money on my beanie baby collection."
Chad: "NUTSAXOPHONE."

by aftertheprequel November 25, 2009

nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

by mafabiotch May 17, 2011

Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

cheezy nuts

the stinky crust that clings to the unwashed skin of the testicles

little boy! get your cheezy nuts over here and get into this bathtub NOW!

by csummersx November 14, 2004

m'nuts

An exclamation said after being hit or kicked in the testicles to express pain.
Originated by actor/comedian Rich Fulcher from The Mighty Boosh and Snuff Box.

(Dixon Bainbridge kicks Bob Fossil in the crotch.)

Bob: (clutching groin) M'nuts!

(Bob promptly falls over.)

by Countess Nowakowska December 1, 2010

spicy nuts

When you eat a ghost pepper and touch your nuts

Danny: “How do I cure spicy nuts?!?!”

by JafarsMen March 18, 2018