Wompus Noodle

A Wompus Noodle

(/Wämp-ous/ nōōdl/)

is a person man or woman, child or elder. Who is by nature, a goober, doofus, or dingus.

A chubby boy is keeping boyant atop a 'noodle floaty', in a swimming pool, licking an icecream cone whilst the waves of spuratic children jiggle him until he inevitably capsizes. As the boys upper body submerges, his lower half breaches with a highly audible Flatulence. The drenched child is now not only a wet doofus , he is now a complete Wompus Noodle.

by You can't make this stuff up January 13, 2018

Noodle-kun

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them

Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!

by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020

High as a noodle

When you get so high that your mind rejects reason and becomes an Italian spaghetti/a Japanese ramen.

Bernie: "Hey, how was yesterday at Karen's?"
Max: "Dude, I smoked so much that I got high as a noodle"

by VFortuna February 22, 2021

Yenny noodle

The most perfect person anyone could ask for. She’s so cute and kind and helpful. When she takes her clothes off she’s sexy af and can make anyone wet. Her fingers and tongue are unbelievable. She has the ability to make anyone happy and is very unique

You’re my favourite yenny noodle

by Lmao I’m gay June 23, 2019

Noodle factory

A group of 5 or more Asians in one small location

I walked by the pia gow table at The Orleans in vegas, and it was a total Noodle Factory

by the ham man April 13, 2013

noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour

Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes

by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017

Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.

Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling

by SśS January 30, 2019