noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

noob fo shoob

A noob so undeniably new and inexperienced at a particular activity or event that it is fo sho inarguable whether that person is a noob or not anymore. By being called a noob fo shoob, it is without a doubt that that person is terrible or lame and everyone else knows it.

Curtis: You are a noob fo shoob.
Jer: I'm so noob I don't even have a comeback.
Matt: Owned.

by BigTestedCoals January 20, 2009

Noob Chord

A guitar chord that is played with all open strings. Often played by people who don't know how to play guitar and just fake it by randomly strumming open strings.

Joe ("playing" a guitar): *bring* *ding* *bring* *ding*

Matt: Man, just stop. All you're doing is playing the noob chord.

by Kurt Kurtis July 15, 2010

noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 18, 2022

Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.

Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.

by AeroRobotlol November 13, 2009

Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.

"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"

by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011

noob language

A language used by noobs, not understandable by anyone. You can type something in noob language by smashing your head in the keyboard several times.

L3ik, OMG! YOU R SEW RETARDED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO 13371337133713371337 drtrfgyiuuiyt 6rt54fewrtftyy7uty 65rtererttrerqwtrfyt+!

u'r talknig in noob language stFU //an, i r teh r00rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

by Pufi April 28, 2016