Marteiz

A strong willed, independent, humorous, spontaneous, eager, handsome ambitious young soul that lives day by day with no regrets. Marteiz is a hard worker & knows for the most part what he wants out of life. He has several goals, but often procrastinates to reaching those goals. He is the prankster & jokester of the group, and in most cases he is the leader & not the follower.

" Thats a strong Marteiz right their!"

"Find Marteiz, he can lead us out the tunnel"

"We need Marteiz!"

"We love Marteiz!"

by 101believe February 4, 2010

K-Mart

k-mart = came-apart

k-mart is ghettorific

by jennyfur April 20, 2006

martha's vineyard

the best vacation place in america. an island in the Atlantic that is next to nantucket. best places in MV are OAK BLUFFS, west tisbury, vineyard haven. fuck edgartown!
edgartown is for snobby ass bitches who have never seen the cool "real" part of MV, oak bluffs.

all the cook kids chill in oak bluffs BIATCH

by your best friend May 16, 2005

Martha

Martha is that odd 70 year old with emotional problems who says bling-bling and has eyeliner tattooed on her face.

She is such a bling-bling loving drama queen...she is SUCH a Martha!

by gangstergirl17 December 26, 2010

Maarten

The smelliest motherucker out there with an annoying voice, a big nose and no sense of humour. He will shout at everyone because he has no friends and will probably die alone.

What's that smell?

Oh that's Maarten

by SmellyMaartenSucks May 28, 2016

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's vineyard is a perfect place off the coast of cape cod. If you do not stay in Edgartown you really are not in Martha's Vineyard. Its where the most beautiful houses, beaches and people are. If you are the crem de la crem of the vineyard you will have a parking spot with your name on it in Edgartown, be a member of the exclusive yacht club (which has a waiting list), and have a home over 15 million. When the sun goes down is when things in the vineyard get hot. The parties are not to be missed and being too drunk or on too many drugs does not exsist, it just adds to the spirit of this fantastic place.

My Martha's Vineyard To Do List:
Mix a Mimosa for breakfast
Go to the beach
Pour a few glasses of Pinot Grigo for lunch
Go back to the beach
Drink everything in the liquor cabinet (maybe blow something)
Go out and party

by lovin MV August 29, 2006

Cum Bath Mart

Alternate name given to Walmart that infers anyone that shops there is on the bottom of the economic scale and their lot in life makes them catchers of seamen much like a common whore would.

Ted must be strapped for cash I saw him shopping at Cum Bath Mart.

by rags262 August 12, 2008