light mouth

telling things to other people easily even when the person told you not to say anything about it.

L: if i told you who my valentine is, please dont tell her that i am her secret valentine for the school event, it wont be fun.
C: okay, i swear i wont.
L: so... my valentine is this sexy girl younger than me called Maria... and coincidentally i've liked her for so long!
C: haha really? that's cool!
-2 days later-
C: hey maria!
M: heyyyy sup?
C: i am telling you a secret okay... dont tell anyone.
M: sure... *smiles*
C: so... two days ago leon was telling me about you...
M: oh? what about me?
C: he told me that he thinks you are sexy. he also said he has liked you for so long!
M:...
C: what?
M: nothing. i got to run for class. bye.
-1 day later-
M: so... chris told me that you think i'm sexy and you've liked me for a long time?
L: WHAT?
M: chris...-
L: YES I KNOW! BUT HE TOLD YOU?!
M: er... yeah? what?
L: THAT LIGHT MOUTH!

by mynameissofreakingawesome October 9, 2009

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Mouth Magic

Another term for oral sex.

Rob got some mouth magic from Sheila in the bathroom at the Ruby Room the other night.

by ozzyaaron November 29, 2009

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Plastic Mouth

The inability to achieve comfort.

Wow this awkward situation leaves me feeling a bit plastic mouthed.

by ghettohaxor January 9, 2011

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hamper mouth

someone who dishes out all your dirty laundry (secrets) even to your parents

person a: yo did you hear that she lost her virginity last night

person b: why do you have to be such a hamper mouth?

by whateverrrrrrrrrrrr January 21, 2011

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Hippos mOuth

Una vagina maxima

My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......

by Dr Elephantus December 14, 2010

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